Unsuitable Designs is a UK-based clothing brand that's owned and operated by Lee Bladon. We specialise in creating humorous T-shirts, tops and hoodies for people who enjoy wit, sarcasm and the occasional raised eyebrow. Our designs lean towards the cheeky, the dry and the slightly inappropriate - because safe doesn’t have to mean boring. If your sense of humour doesn’t always belong on a greetings card, you’re in the right place!

All of our garments are printed on high-quality, pure cotton for comfort that lasts beyond the joke. Ethically sourced and made to order, each piece is designed to feel as good as it looks. Whether you’re wearing it out, lounging at home, or quietly offending strangers in the queue for coffee. Unsuitable by name, suitable by nature.